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Beer Quotes

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza Picture Quote #1

Aristotle said I am a rational animal; I say I am an angel with an incredible capacity for beer Picture Quote #1

You’ve got yoga, I’ve got beer. You got overpriced, I got weird Picture Quote #1

The piano sounds like a carnival and the microphone smells like a beer. And they sit at the bar and put bread in my jar and say, man, what are you doing here? Picture Quote #1

There’s something sexy about a gut. Not a 400-pound beer gut, but a little paunch. I love that Picture Quote #1

I look like the kind of guy who has a bottle of beer in my hand Picture Quote #1

You can only drink 30 or 40 glasses of beer a day, no matter how rich you are Picture Quote #1

I don’t intend to use beer as a crutch and drink until I pass out. So advice, keep an eye on that so you can get in there and get yourself drunk sex before it turns unpretty and drunk sex ends with me puking and / or passing out during the act Picture Quote #1

I’m sure it’s nothing switching to a light beer won’t cure Picture Quote #1

Back down a country road the girls are always hot and the beer is ice cold Picture Quote #1

Here is a principle to use in all aspects of economics and policy. When you find a good or service that is in huge demand but the supply is so limited to the point that the price goes up and up, look for the regulation that is causing it. This applies regardless of the sector, whether transportation, gas, education, food, beer, or daycare. There is something in the way that is preventing the market from working as it should. If you look carefully enough, you will find the hand of the state making the mess in question Picture Quote #1

If I saved all the money I spent on beer, I’d spend it on beer Picture Quote #1

I’m celebrating my love for you with a pint of beer and a new tattoo Picture Quote #1

I make a wicked clam chowdah, and linguine with clam sauce. Oysters I like to eat raw, and mussels in either a white wine sauce or in beer with paprika Picture Quote #1

I’m not much of a beer drinker, you know what I drink? Peach wine coolers Picture Quote #1

Give a man a beer, waste an hour. Teach a man to brew, and waste a lifetime! Picture Quote #1

They drink a lotta beer, do a lotta riding around; I drink a lotta beer, do a lotta riding around Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive Picture Quote #1

I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans Picture Quote #1

Wings. Beer. Sports. Chanting this repeatedly takes us to our happy place Picture Quote #1

My mind says one thing, but my body says another. Thanks a lot, Indian food and beer Picture Quote #1

The food is excellent. The beer is cold. The sun nearly always shines. There is coffee on every corner. Life doesn’t get much better than this Picture Quote #1

I’m not much of a beer drinker, you know what I drink? Peach wine coolers Picture Quote #1

I had this beer brewed just for me. I think its the best I ever tasted. And I’ve tasted a lot. I think you’ll like it too Picture Quote #1

If you’re fifty, exercise your mind and body regularly, eat well, and have a general zest for life, you’re likely younger - in very real, physical terms - than your neighbor who is forty-four, works in a dead-end job, eats chicken wings twice a day, considers thinking too strenuous, and looks at lifting a beer glass as a reasonable daily workout Picture Quote #1

Who am I, why am I here? Forget the question, someone give me another beer Picture Quote #1

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Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza (Beer Quotes) Aristotle said I am a rational animal; I say I am an angel with an incredible capacity for beer (Beer Quotes) You’ve got yoga, I’ve got beer. You got overpriced, I got weird (Beer Quotes) The piano sounds like a carnival and the microphone smells like a beer. And they sit at the bar and put bread in my jar and say, man, what are you doing here? (Beer Quotes) There’s something sexy about a gut. Not a 400-pound beer gut, but a little paunch. I love that (Beer Quotes) I look like the kind of guy who has a bottle of beer in my hand (Beer Quotes) You can only drink 30 or 40 glasses of beer a day, no matter how rich you are (Beer Quotes) I don’t intend to use beer as a crutch and drink until I pass out. So advice, keep an eye on that so you can get in there and get yourself drunk sex before it turns unpretty and drunk sex ends with me puking and / or passing out during the act (Beer Quotes) I’m sure it’s nothing switching to a light beer won’t cure (Beer Quotes) Back down a country road the girls are always hot and the beer is ice cold (Beer Quotes) Here is a principle to use in all aspects of economics and policy. When you find a good or service that is in huge demand but the supply is so limited to the point that the price goes up and up, look for the regulation that is causing it. This applies regardless of the sector, whether transportation, gas, education, food, beer, or daycare. There is something in the way that is preventing the market from working as it should. If you look carefully enough, you will find the hand of the state making the mess in question (Beer Quotes) If I saved all the money I spent on beer, I’d spend it on beer (Beer Quotes) I’m celebrating my love for you with a pint of beer and a new tattoo (Beer Quotes) I make a wicked clam chowdah, and linguine with clam sauce. Oysters I like to eat raw, and mussels in either a white wine sauce or in beer with paprika (Beer Quotes) I’m not much of a beer drinker, you know what I drink? Peach wine coolers (Beer Quotes) Give a man a beer, waste an hour. Teach a man to brew, and waste a lifetime! (Beer Quotes) They drink a lotta beer, do a lotta riding around; I drink a lotta beer, do a lotta riding around (Beer Quotes) You might be a redneck if your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive (Beer Quotes) I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans (Beer Quotes) Wings. Beer. Sports. Chanting this repeatedly takes us to our happy place (Beer Quotes) My mind says one thing, but my body says another. Thanks a lot, Indian food and beer. (Beer Quotes) The food is excellent. The beer is cold. The sun nearly always shines. There is coffee on every corner. Life doesn’t get much better than this. (Beer Quotes) I’m not much of a beer drinker, you know what I drink? Peach wine coolers. (Beer Quotes) I had this beer brewed just for me. I think its the best I ever tasted. And I’ve tasted a lot. I think you’ll like it too. (Beer Quotes) If you’re fifty, exercise your mind and body regularly, eat well, and have a general zest for life, you’re likely younger - in very real, physical terms - than your neighbor who is forty-four, works in a dead-end job, eats chicken wings twice a day, considers thinking too strenuous, and looks at lifting a beer glass as a reasonable daily workout. (Beer Quotes) Who am I, why am I here? Forget the question, someone give me another beer. (Beer Quotes)

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